Storks are so passe.
No one understands this better that the March of Dimes which has created a completely unsolicited new approach to delivering babies.
“We know everyone loves the stork, but times change. Industries across the world are being disrupted by technology so we’ve taken millions of years of evolution and made it even better,” says Dr. Iyotta Nomore, who had virtually nothing to do with the project.
In the Method of Delivery (MOD) system, babies will be transported from their point of origin safely and effectively, while saving money by reducing the cost of frogs, fish, insects, earthworms and other small creatures that large, bill-clattering storks consume.
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